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Someone is breathing on him.

No. McCoy shifts slightly and tries to push the weight off him. He doesn't remember going out to the bar or talking to anyone last night that could've come home with him, so he amends that 'someone' into a something. Last he checked, Plum couldn't make this much of a dent (and didn't have breath half this bad), which means that something's gone wrong. The heat's changed, too, roiling into something that's a little different than the usual.

Once he's got his eyes open, it doesn't take him very long to realize what's going on. First of all, his home has got sunlight peeking in through the wooden beams -- that's definitely wrong -- and second, there is a dog curled up on his chest.

Naturally, McCoy does what a sane person would do in this situation: blame Jim. "Jim!" he shouts, voice still rough with sleep. "What'd I tell you about strays?"

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"Because I live to ruin your dreams, Jimmy," McCoy replies cheerfully, swatting at the outside of his thigh. "Wasn't it your idea to start exploring the great Western wilds? Why am I the only one ready to get out there? And I'm not doing this on my own," he warns.

"I'm scared what's in my closet won't be as awesome as yours," quips Jim, but his eyes are on Lesovik. Bones wouldn't dick him around - if Bones thinks Ishiah's gone, he's probably gone. And as much as Jim wants to search, he's just as afraid of finding nothing as he is of letting Ishiah go unmourned.

He rolls off of Bones' bed with a sigh, putting on what some of the crew had come to call his Captain's face. "Back in a few," he says, disappearing into his room. Minutes later, he reemerges in dark trousers, a flannel top, a hat, a scarf...thing, and more leather than he knows what to do with.

"Do chaps come with an instructions manual? Do I even need chaps?"

McCoy presses his lips together as hard as he can, trying his damnedest not to laugh. He's gotten good at maintaining borders between him and Jim -- keeping their friendship secondary because Jim's his Captain and there are lines of authority he can't cross. Now, he just doesn't want to mock him.

"Unless you're riding, you don't really need the chaps," he admits. "You want to take the horses?" And yeah, he's not going to think too much on the fact that there's suddenly horses.

Horses.

They'd be faster than going on foot, though there's the small matter that Jim's never ridden one before. As is usual, he assumes he'll be awesome at it anyway.

"Hell yeah, we're taking horses. This is going to be awesome."

"I'm going to regret asking this," he says, mostly to himself, before he gives Jim an expectant look -- it's the one that demands only the truth be given in reply. "How many horses did you ride back in Iowa?"

"Well, no," says Jim, gazing back with some reluctance. "But I've ridden airbikes for years." He breaks into a sudden, lascivious smile. "And I rode a fair few species back at the Academy, so I bet I'm a natural."

He waits a few moments and debates the pros and cons of letting Jim ride a horse. Yeah, he'll probably be able to suture up any wounds, but he hasn't used any of this tech, which means that he might have have a bit of a mouthy pincushion. Still, he gestures outside, willing to let Jim ride the pony -- so to speak.

Jim beams and shoos Lesovik into his room with some water. Maybe the dog could help them sniff Ishiah out, but Jim's not willing to risk his little hide around horses, especially when he himself has so little idea how to control them.

Not that that stops him bounding outside in excitement. "Awesome," he says again, rubbing his hands together at Bones' side. "Which one's mine?"

Shit, Jim's probably going to get himself paralyzed. McCoy wanders to the horses that are lingering outside the house and he's assuming that they're theirs to use. That, or they're about to steal two horses from someone and they'll be real pissed. He takes a look at a couple of them, checking them at the mouth and searching the eyes.

When he thinks he's found the calmest of them all, he gives the horse a good pat on the hind leg, gesturing to it with his chin. "This one, saddle him up," he says. "And if you die, it's not my fault."

"I'll be fine," says Jim, who's watched the whole proceedings with a quiet smile. One only has to visit sickbay to see Bones in his element, but it's nice in a different way, watching him do something he's good at that doesn't require anyone to be bleeding out.

"You really know horses, huh? What's mine like? Did you get me the fastest?" Jim looks at the saddle splayed over a plank of wood. "Also how does this work?"

"The family's had a couple horses since ages back," McCoy says, arranging the saddle on his horse until he sees the trouble Jim's having. He sighs and wanders over to help, making sure that Jim's not going to get paralyzed because of one stupid mistake. "And I got you the safest one," he clarifies. "The last thing I need is to be worrying about you even more than I already do."

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