"You wish," McCoy says with a disbelieving look. "Like I'd do anything like that in front of Scotty? The man has a mouth the size of the Enterprise, everyone would know exactly how much tongue I use within thirty seconds. No, if we make it back, you'll get your goodbyes in your private quarters, followed by a stern warning to bring your away team back in good condition. I realize it's nice to test my newbies on how proper triage works, but I kind of get tired of seeing injuries," he says without even taking a breath, scoffing. "I felt bad for Spock, when he was here. Uhura not knowing they were together like that? Hell, it'd be like you not knowing who I was."