"Well, if everyone has their way, I'll never get my own ship. Too reckless," Jim spits out, regurgitating every bit of criticism he's ever received regarding training scenarios. "Because apparently being a captain means never winning no matter what. There's a way to achieve the mission objective and save people at the same time. I know there is. They just think too small, you know? Don't go outside the box."

The tests have to be designed by either A) old men or B) Vulcans.