"Marrying people after one night, huh?" McCoy jokes, brows raised high. "Look, I know I'm your best friend and all, but if you ask me to witness a wedding for someone you just met, I'm gonna punch you out and say you had a seizure," he warns, sipping from his replacement glass.

"I've got this crazy idea," he deadpans. "Ever consider not fighting? You know, maybe passive resistance?"